This non Provisional Patent Application dated 5/3/2014 relates to a wi/fi solar rechargeable Animal Collar that claims all technologies that would allow for the conversion of vibrations from the vocal area of the Animal and translate their vibration into new Words of choice. For those skilled in the art this is a modification to any conventional or existing Collar on the Market at this time. an say words like " Hey Ass Hole!" " You sonda ofa Beech!" so fourth and so on. Have a wonderful day. Take care now. Bye. Cheers! :)